What you see in this picture is a $5 wrench.
It is the best hacker tool ever created.
You may use the best hardware wallet, the best methods to encrypt a paper wallet, lock it down in a safe, bury it whatever. This wrench will hack it all.
A hit in your head with this will make you squeal like birds.
If you ever happen to own lots of crypto, never ever tell anybody about your holdings. Not your mom, not your dad, not your friends, nobody.
Actually this rule should apply to you even if you hold a few coins because crypto is a such a volatile asset, your $1000 today might become $1million tomorrow.
It happened before and there is no reason for it not to happen again.
Remember, If you talk too much about crypto, you are making yourself a target. Be safe!